windows98:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 WHOLE MINUTES

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid, via neon-vagina)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via encourage)

ayoojordan1810:

I can handle that.
"

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

"
Carol Ann Duffy, “Valentine” (via feellng)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via guy)

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—Goddamnit, you’ve got to be kind."
Kurt Vonnegut (via feellng)
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