draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

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whoatakeiteasyman:

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spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
zaxkex said: ALL OF THEM JESS

dammint john! :P

DO IT
  • 1.Kissed a girl?
  • technically Kayleigh i guess, otherwise my mom?
  • 2.Kissed a boy?
  • yes, a few
  • 3.Had sex in public?
  • nope, nor in private
  • 4.What’s your religion?
  • I’m still trying to figure that out
  • 5.What does your URL mean?
  • exactly what it says? That i am me?
  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr?
  • i can’t even remember
  • 7.Do you have any nicknames?
  • yes, quite a few
  • Jess
  • buttercup
  • jessica bear
  • jessie
  • ellen page
  • poppet
  • 8.Do you like bubble baths?
  • yes, they’re pretty good
  • 9.Kissed in the rain?
  • YES YES YES YES YES
  • 10.Dyed your hair?
  • Yes, both a normal color and an interesting aqua color
  • 11.Soup or salad?
  • supersalad
  • 12.Vegetable or meat?
  • I’ve been vegetarian for a couple weeks, but most of the time i love meat, at least red meat
  • 13.Go out drinking?
  • no, not actively
  • 14.Smoke cigarettes?
  • never have
  • 15.Smoke weed?
  • not actively, but i have tried it. Not my favorite thing
  • 16.Do any hard drugs?
  • no. 
  • 17.Have you had sex today?
  • all day every day. JK never happened
  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • yes
  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • Thats really really complicated
  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • yes, and it took me completely by surprise
  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  • yes
  • 22.Tried to commit suicide?
  • ummmm
  • 23.The last time you felt broken?
  • ummmm
  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  • like always?
  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
  • Thats really really complicated as well (can you tell its the same person as # 19?)
  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
  • its definitely longer than it used to be. Its a long medium
  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
  • their personalty and how they interact with others, otherwise their height???
  • 28.Do you sing in the shower?
  • ehhh. only every once in a while
  • 29.Do you dance in the car?
  • sometimes
  • 30.Where were you yesterday?
  • in the sky/ in airports
  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • yes, and I’m not too bad at it
  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • senior pictures
  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • some yes, but im in one right now
  • 34.Is Christmas stressful?
  • ehhh, i guess so
  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • none. ever. fruity desserts are not my thing
  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • astronaut, paleontologist, sea world trainer, a TV ( i was a weird kid) 
  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts?
  • ehhh, depends on the day/ If i’ve seen one of those creepy ghost shows
  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • yes
  • 39.Take a vitamin daily?
  • no, i should but i dont
  • 40.Wear slippers?
  • occasionally
  • 41.Wear a bath robe?
  • i own one, dont really wear it
  • 42.What do you wear to bed?
  • depends. Either a t-shirt and sweats, or t shirt and shorts, or just a t shirt depending on how hot it is
  • 43.Do you want to get married?
  • Eventually that would be nice
  • 44.Can you curl your tongue?
  • in many, many directions
  • Relationship preference:
  • 45.How many relationships have you had?
  • 5? two were kinda things, and one happened twice so i don’t count that
  • 46.How can I win your heart?
  • make me laugh and feel comfortable
  • 47.what makes a great relationship?
  • see above, plus just being open with each other and caring about eachother
  • 48.Shy OR open?
  • idk
  • 50.Religious OR non-religious?
  • i can handle either
  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  • both? why can’t someone be both?
  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  • non-straightedge. why not have a little fun? people like that tend to be less judgemental too, which i like
  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings?
  • It’s really their preference, I’m cool with either
  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  • see above
  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • a mix of both
  • 56. **Ask your own**
  • ummm, im a girl? does that count?
DO IT
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
56. **Ask your own**
usagi-the-bunny:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

you would be really good at doing cosplay

proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

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greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

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